Marijuana Negatively Impacts Your Gaming Performance

Marijuana Makes You Stupider & Worser At Gaming

This just in direct from the U.S. Government: The recreational use of cannabis will significantly hinder your ability to kick butt in video games. The “Above The Influence” program, which is a U.S. Government-funded initiative, has made this determination after extensive research into the matter.

Says the Drug Czar website, “Getting high affects your brain in ways that may directly influence your gaming ability.” It also impairs “many of the skills required for winning a background, defeating an opponent, [and] beating games.”

Says a CGI character on the website of her friend, Lyle, who used to be awesome at video games: “I used to have a good time with Lyle. We made a good team. He had skill. He had swiftness. Well, he used to, anyway. Then our last fight, Lyle decided to get high. And it was simply: sayonara skill, sayonara swiftness.”

You’ll want to take these dire warnings under serious consideration the next time it crosses your mind to get all Michael Phelps on a piece of glassware. This information comes solely for your awareness and protection. Please, gamers. Game responsibly. Don’t smoke pot.

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Comments

  1. Quinton Ross says:

    That is such BS, of course that test would come from the United States (The people who are hardest on marijuana). If anything it makes your gaming better and more concentrated, above all you’ll have a blast. Just because it came from mainstream media it doesnt make it true, they could sayanything they wanterd to make you beleive it.

    Also, weed affects other people differently.

  2. Quinton Ross says:

    Why do you think the anti drug war is sponsored by the alcohol and tobacco companies?
    EVERYONE who is against weed uses it as their scapegoat. Well guess what hitler? This plant isnt a jew, its very useful and promotes creativity in the mind. So unless you suck at video games, or are already messed in the mind or body, its not the weeds fault. The government definatly isnt honest, if they were then why would obama say ” i will IMMEDIATLEY remove all troops from iraq and afghanistan” before he gets inaugurated then it changed to ” Oh, ill remove them in 6 months” then to a year, and now hes sending more troops back.

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