In a curious bit of PlayStation Portable oddity news, a 13-year-old boy stole a gun from his father’s arsenal and brought it to the Mason Middle School in Tacoma, WA with the intention of trading it straight it up for a PlayStation Portable.
Apparently, the youth was quickly apprehended and transferred to juvenile detention, where he will dwell at great length on his proposed business venture. Authorities maintain that a second gun remains missing from the father’s collection; that gun was believed to be in the school, but the police have not yet discovered its whereabouts.
Let this be a warning to any potential psychopath in our readership community: You will be quickly apprehended and locked in a maddening, isolative penile institution if you try to negotiate an illicit exchange of firearms.
Also, a PSP is much more fun than a gun. Trust us on this one.