We’ve got a tasty new theme for y’all to roast some marshmallows over, and this time it’s dedicated to that particularly florid color, red. Yes, folks, red is really all around us all the time. Why, we’re eating red Twizzlers right now, gazing out of our dawn-tinted windows upon a cresting red morning, with the sparkle of dew and the harrowing memory of a long, fuzzy night spent with people best forgotten. That’s right – red is approximately 625 to 740 nanometers of wholesome wavelength goodness, and its name comes from a genuine Indo-European word root, which is reudh (pronounced…

Folks, if you’ve just about had it with hearing about how the dollar bill isn’t worth a nickel in a haystack these days, then just roll your eyeballs over onto the stern, meaningful face of Young Jeezy, one of the most celebrated rappers to ever to hail from South Carolina. This is one young buck that you’d be unwise to miss. In fact, he put out an album in 2008 that deals quite frankly with that particularly heavy and onerous condition we’re in: Recession.

That’s why you’re going to want to try on this Young Jeezy theme for your PlayStation Portable.…

Before the world was devastated by a series of thundering mushroom clouds, we all had a little bit of certainty that our futures would be somehow full of merriment and worth; now, the land is laid flat, and we’re all just standing here, looking at the destruction. At least you’ve got a PSP Theme to commemorate it. Here’s the Fallout 3 Theme, cooked up by somebody who misses the good old days of humanity, when society teemed with traditional functions and everything was just a piece of cake.

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In case you just can’t stuff yourself full enough of adventures across epic landscapes and the tribulations of epic battles at a gargantuan scale, we’ve got the thing for you: The Lord Of The Rings Theme for your PlayStation Portable will let you keep on keepin’ on being the kind of fantasy-driven timeless hero quester that you’ve always known yourself to be. This is the best theme in the world to get your mitts on if you want to celebrate Middle Earth, that particular slice of spacetime somewhere totally unfindable in which hobbits, elves, orcs, mountains, rings, epicness, battles and…

Up fresh from the thermal thematic think-tank is a straight original flag drop from the middle of Europe, on behalf of a unique and peculiar country that’s loaded with people and culture. In Deutschland, you can pretty much sit back, heave a leg up on the couch, and say, “That’s why God made the PlayStation Portable: So I can knock back a few Beck’s, turn on some excellent Stüttgart-based hip hop, and think about the myriad complexities of living in a central European state in the middle of a thriving socialist union.”

If you download this theme, you’ll be able to…

We’ve just got word of a terrific new theme for your PlayStation Portable, and this time, it’s one with a face. That’s right, that right up there, for your viewing pleasure, is the particular female specimen known to us only as “God Girl.” She is well-groomed, skilled with coy glances and specific tricks of the eyebrow, and can converse across a mind-bogglingly broad array of topics.

God Girl is known to wear a shirt with stripes, which accents her uniquely gorgeous, cascading mane of thick, black hair. That’s God’s hair.

God Girl is a fan of the PlayStation Portable because of its…

Fresh off the theme creators’ pipeline is a new World Of Warcraft theme for fans of the massively multiplayer online game. Chances are you or someone close to you is already infected by this sinister, fast-moving viral virtual life, which has spread itself across the global in epic pandemic proportions since its inception in 2004.

World Of Warcraft, or WoW has about 11.5 million monthly subscribers, making it the world’s largest MMORPG in terms of subscription. It also holds the Guinness World Record for most popular MMORPG in the world. Several expansions have augmented the game since the official first release…

Here’s the answer to the recently-arrived Windows XP Theme: The Mac OS X Leopard Theme shows off the graphical cues of the flagship operating system for the Mac line of PCs.

Mac OS X version 10.5, known as Leopard, is the sixth major release of Mac OS X. It’s the direct successor to OS X version 10.4, which is known as Tiger. Leopard was first released on October 26th, 2007. It includes over 300 changes and upgrades from the previous operating system. In development and awaiting release is Mac OS X version 10.6, which will be known as Snow Leopard.

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